by Jay Wilburn I was a fan of Kenny Van Dyke Jr.’s Holy Crap! It’s Zombies! as soon as I had the chance to read it in consideration for this tour. I’ve always loved Zombie Survival Guides though not all of them are written well. Van Dyke’s zombie survival bathroom book is excellent. I find …
by Kenny Van Dyke Jr. Sorry folks, the good ‘ol days are gone. There may be happy times and fond memories ahead, but you will never be able to truly relax. Even if it’s been twenty years since you last saw one, the zombies could be (and probably are), still out there somewhere. Life behind …
by Kenny Van Dyke Jr. * Please, note that the views of eating dogs are not necessarily those of this website, Jay Wilburn, or Captain Three Kidneys. Well, we’re just going to say it. None of us eat dogs. We’re pretty sure Kenny Van Dyke Jr. doesn’t either although we are not around him all …
by Kenny Van Dyke Jr If you climb a tree, what then? Unless you have wings or a thick canopy of branches to climb through, you’re stuck. It may seem like a good idea to duck into a cave or parking garage, but how are you gonna get out again? Have a plan! Don’t pin …
by Kenny Van Dyke Zombies (as you will learn if you survive long enough…) are not very bright, nor are they very dexterous. Any incline will slow and deter them, but if the terrain is steep enough that you have to use your feet and hands to climb up, chances are that most zombies won’t …
“I have a real thing for zombie survival guides. It takes a special mind to do one really well. Kenny Van Dyke Jr.’s Holy Crap! It’s Zombies! A Zombie Bathroom Reader is one of the best I’ve found by far.” — Jay Wilburn Teaser From Holy Crap! It’s Zombies! A Zombie Bathroom Reader by Kenny …
by Jay Wilburn As the title says, I’m a sucker for zombie guide books. There is something about this approach to exploring the zombie apocalypse which captures my imagination. There are a lot of these types of books out there. Probably more than you might think. A lot of them are probably not worth your …
by Jay Wilburn *Jay Wilburn dodged the zombies as he made his way through the neighborhood streets. It was tough to find the address with so many houses burned down and numbers missing on others, but he thought he finally located it. He knocked.* Jay Wilburn: Kenny? You here? *Looked over his shoulder to see …
by Jay Wilburn Well, not too much sun. I’m on meds and have to avoid too much sun exposure and zombies are sometimes scarier in the dark. Also, sun is bad for their skin and eyes. They do not recover from sun damage as easily as they did before they reanimated, but still, it’s summer …
